“I’m NOT fat, I’m pregnant — you jerks!!” xoxo, Adele

Adele announced that she and her (Zach Galifianakis looking) boyfriend Simon Konecki are expecting their first child together.

“So all you haters out there who called me FAT can kiss my BIG white A$$!!” xoxo, Adelle 

Ok, she didn’t really say that… This is what she really posted on her web site:

“Im delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx”

Adele’s baby daddy is the CEO of Drop4Drop, a charity whose mission is to help alleviate the global water crisis by giving individuals and businesses the opportunity to offset their water consumption, delivering efficient and accountable clean water projects across the developing world. Hmm, sounds like a good egg. Nice job Adele!

Do you think this mean we don’t be getting get any more—awesomely—sad songs?