It’s time for TED talk! The kind not requiring deep thought…whatsoever

TV COMEDY GOD—Seth MacFarlane—becomes BIG SCREEN COMEDY GOD as his debut film Ted opens today! Classic classic classic MacFarlane here people…

Ted stars Mark Wahlberg and his life-sized talking Teddy Bear (the voice of Seth MacFarlane). Marky Mark’s character made a wish when he was a kid that his stuffed animal would come to life…he’s been paying for it ever since.

Seth definitely must have been drunk again when he came up with this idea, because it’s freaking genius!

The movie is categorized as ‘Action/CG-Animated Comedy,’ which translates to ‘Talking Teddy Bear.’ Unfortunately, this costs a pretty penny; so don‘t get your hopes up for home videos with Mr. Cuddlesworth.

Although this is the Family Guy creator’s first full-length feature, we sure hope it’s not the last!