Katie Holmes files for divorce!
Written by Russ Francis+
Yep!!! Sorry Tom. Katie Holmes files for divorce, citing ”irreconcilable differences,” which of course is Hollywood-Latin for ‘gay.’ According to court documents, Katie is asking for SOLE legal custody and ‘primary residential custody’ of 6-year-old, Suri.
Tom Cruise was apparently blind-sided by the news and is “deeply saddened.” He had such high hopes for their marriage. Tom thought Katie was capable of great things —like staying in the same Oscar worthy level of denial as Kelly Preston. Guess not!
Maybe Katie just didn’t want to stick around for 15 more years, only to lose her entire fortune to lawsuit from a bunch of masseurs.
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