Katy Perry’s swirling peppermint patties are too dangerous!

It looks like Katy Perry needs to bring someone from her legal team bra shopping with her. Surely, there will be lawyers from all over the world offering to work pro bono on this case! She can pick out the style; they’ll just be there to make sure it is not battery operated.

After experiencing a bona fide wardrobe malfunction, where her hair wig got caught in the wheels of her spinning bra top, her days with peppermint fresh boobies may be over. Tour insurers think her spirited over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder poses too high of a risk.

We all now how out of whack our every day lives get when our (or a loved one’s) back gets out of whack; just imagine how financially devastating a pulled neck muscle could mean for a Katy Perry tour.

Katy told The Sun, “My hair got caught and began to coil around and around. I was forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own t**. What a girl does for her art. I keep being told the insurers are worried I will injure my neck. I seriously doubt it could be lethal, but they want a new bra designed that will not allow hair to be caught up.” Sounds like Katy’s tour insurers are in favor of burning bras (or at least that one). 

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