Kardashians’ ex-nanny tells all! (Is there anything left to SAY?)

Ex-nanny writes, “Kris (Jenner) always seemed to be rubbing elbows with people that were ‘somebody.’ I believe she was grooming her children for their current celebrity status their entire lives. They only wore the cutest clothes from the nicest stores, and were always perfectly well dressed. Even at a young age, they were fashion plates, and their image was being carefully crafted. I do believe that the success they enjoy now is what she always hoped for and wanted for them and for herself.”

Interestingly, when ex-nanny Pam Behan was interviewed by ET back in March about the tell-all book she was writing, she said it would not be published without the Kardashians’ “blessing” and that if they didn’t want something shared, she’d happily “take it out.”

Wow, if Kris Jenner is okay with the passage above, she is more delusional than we even thought! Her poor children… They haven’t a clue.

She also wrote that, the man of many noses, Bruce Jenner once told her she looked like a “cross between Farrah Fawcett and Goldie Hawn,” but then later suggested that the 19-year-old nanny “should probably have a little taken off her nose.”

The nanny had told ET that she wanted the book to be, “honest, funny, zany, crazy and up-lifting.”

Well, it definitely sounds “crazy,” but not in the silly sense (more the psycho sense). As for “up-lifting,” that could be true… we’re definitely that much more grateful for our own vanilla upbringing.

In typical Kardashian fashion, ”Malibu Nanny: The True Adventures of the Former Kardashian Nanny,” is available for FREE online. That way, anyone who cares to, can hear every single unimportant detail of their annoying lives.

Pam was the family’s nanny for five years starting in 1991 when Kourtney was 12, Kim, 10, Khloe, 6, and Robert, 4.