Charlie Sheen’s ex wrote him a song: ‘I’m in love with a Hollywood Douchebag’
Written by Russ Francis+
I’m in love with a Hollywood Douchebag.
He can’t even undress without a GPS.
He’s got 100 friends, but hates them all to death.
He’s got a VIP in every STD.
He’s posting Twitter tweets during sex with me.
Adult film star, Bree Olson (not related to the Olson twins) dated Charlie Sheen between January and April 2011 and said, “There’s bits of Charlie mixed in, intermingled with other guys I’ve had experiences with.”
Yes, there are plenty of douchebags in Los Angeles who would have the audacity to tweet while having sex with an adult film star (men in other cities, although they’d be dying to do the same, would wait until after).
Bree was with Charlie when he first joined Twitter in March 2011 and quickly entered the Guinness Book of Records for ‘The Fastest Time To Reach One Million Followers’—achieving the feat in just 48 hours. – Bang Showbiz
Bree told the New York Post: “Yes, he would tweet in bed. He was really excited about Twitter. I wasn’t offended by it at all. I thought it was more funny than anything.”
Translation: It beat listening to another of Charlie’s ‘tiger blood’ rants during sex.
She added, “It’s just supposed to be a light, funny song about Hollywood in general.”
Yep, she nailed it! Her lyrics are spot on!
The quality of the music video on the other hand needs some serious help… Its like Debbie Does Dallas meets the Mickey Mouse Club.
Translation: A typical terrible porn production, from what ‘we hear.’
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