BACHELOR PAD: Where ex-contestants go to die (VIDEO)

Okay, so no one has physically died yet while taping Bachelor Pad. It’s not like the competitions get very dangerous—besides the kissing contest—who knows how many STDs are floating around that dating (cess)pool!

Bachelor Pad ‘where ex-contestants go to die’ refers to the self-respect that many seem to completely KILL while taping this show; if they even had any to begin with. So many ‘Padders’ who seemed like decent human beings on their respective seasons of The Bachelor OR The Bachelorette, come over to the ‘Pad’ and quickly become sex-crazed, gold-diggers, booze-hounds… or all three.

Does the environment naturally allure them to the dark side? Or did they already have a dark side that they kept a cap on? Which came first… ?

So, what kind of hedonism can we expect on this season of Bachelor Pad (premiering Monday 7/23, 8/7c)?
For starters, Chris Bukowski (Emily’s current season) apparently hooks up with not one, not two, but THREE women and to make matters worse he compares it to “trading in for a new car” he just loves “that new car smell.” Oh boy… The second travesty is the love connection of highly respectable, Lindzi Cox (runner up from Ben’s season), and highly douchebaggable, Kalon McMahon (Emily’s season; like we could forget). Poor girl… Last but not least, is the never in a million years couple said to come out of this season—Blakeley Shea (Ben’s season; referred to as looking like a ‘stripper’… acts like one too) and one of Emily’s two token daddy contestants—Tony Pieper. (His son) This is the mommy we’ve been waiting for??

There are SURELY many many many other hook-ups as well; these are just the most mystifying.

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