Woman sues Kirstie Alley for not making her skinny, as promised

Anyone dumb enough to follow Kirstie Allie’s dieting advice, probably also looks to her pal—Kelly Preston—for relationship tips!

A Los Angeles lady named Marina Abramyan filed a law suit claiming that Kirstie’s “Organic Liaison Weight Loss Program” falsely claims that IT is what caused her to lose 100 pounds (and not the endless hours sweating her booty off in the studio at Dancing With The Stars…or her celebrity trainer).

Does Marina own a television? Because, if she’s watched Kirstie on any of her many stints on reality TV, she’d know that Kirstie finding the will power to strictly follow an ‘organic liaison’ food plan is a bigger joke than John Travolta finding a G-sp@t.

Kirstie must have had MASSIVE help to drop the pounds (that she kept off just long off to finish the photo shoot).

News flash, organic equal low fat. Remember the ‘Pirates Booty’ debacle? Where a CSI was performed on the fluffy flavorful snack food…discovering it contained 8 grams of fat and 147 calories (a far cry from the 2.5 grams of fat and 128 calories the package claimed). Marina may also be shocked to discover that “organic pop tarts” are about as healthy as regular ones:

cal / fat / sugar / carbs
210 / 4.5g / 18g/40g        Nature’s Path Organic Toaster Pastries, Strawberry
200 / 5.0g / 13g / 37g     Kellogg’s Pop Tarts, Strawberry
*Serving size: 1 pop tart

That said, it’s very sad that these silly weight loss scams play on our #1 weakness — willingness to try just about anything to shed lose extra pounds…but folks are we really naive enough to buy a product after reading this:

Organic Liaison Weight Loss Program
$199 Monthly Member
*Includes monthly ‘Rescue Me’ refill supplements, first USDA-approved organic weight-loss elixir; ‘Nightingale,’ natural sleep aid, ‘Release Me,’ natural relaxer
* First ‘Rescue Me’ kit is $139

So, just $238 to start…

Marina said, Organic Liaison consists of “nothing more than run-of-the-mill fiber and calcium supplements.” (and it obviously didn’t help her loss weight, like it promised, or this law suit wouldn’t exist).