Why did KIMYE bring creepy GIRLS GONE WILD dude on their romantic vacay?

Joe Francis actually hosted Kim and Kanye along with a few other friends to a V.I.P. mini-vacay in Mexico. So that’s how… he paid them!

Kim and Joe have actually been longtime friends, which makes sense since both of their ‘careers’ rest on the foundation of scandalous videos.

The hot new couple (and their perverted third wheel) are seen here in zip lining attire. Joe stated on his web site that they were ”flying between trees, spanning rope bridges, and sharing memorable laughs.”

Also, according to Joe’s obnoxious web site they were “ripping through the waves  on jet skis” and then shared an “intimate dinner hosted by Joe,” where they, “dined on traditional Mexican cuisine made exclusively of local fresh ingredients.”

AND for the grand finale??? Joe writes, “After dinner everyone continued to enjoy the fiesta with relaxing conversation while everyone snapped candid photos of each other.”

We can only hope, for Joe’s sake, that he writes this nonsense himself and doesn’t waste his money paying someone; surely he needs to save his dough for all of the future G.G.W. lawsuits.