UPDATE: Seth “Shifty Shellshock” Binzer

No he’s not dead… again. But yes, he’s in rehab…again.
But, no that’s not the news we’re reporting to you.

If you’re wondering: who is this guy? Then, you’re probably not watching enough mind-numbing wonderful reality TV. Or you just didn’t catch Seth’s season(s) of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab. Seth Binzer aka Shifty Shellshock is, or was, the lead singer of Crazy Town (rock rap band from ’90s).

Earlier this year, “Shifty” slipped into a mysterious coma—well the cause wasn’t very mysterious—but it seems to have finally been the thing to WAKE Seth UP (no pun intended). Ever since he was released from the hospital in April, he’s been at a drug treatment facility…another one.

Part of the news we’re reporting is that Shifty was sentenced yesterday to three years probation for his February drug arrest. Back then, cops were called after he was reported to be roughing up his ex-girlfriend at a ‘Ross Dress for Less.’ The police found him with more than just discounted clothing, but also carrying rock cocaine. Yesterday, Shifty was also ordered by the judge to stay away from his ex.

The second part to this story is that, Seth would like to apologize to everyone affected by his (most) recent drug arrest. A rep for Shifty said, “Seth has completely changed his life around and has checked into a highly regarded drug and alcohol treatment center where he will be working with them to restructure his life over the next 2 years.”

Let’s hope this treatment center has a better success rate than Celebrity Rehab.

Dead: Jeff Conaway, Mike Starr, Rodney King…