Tom Cruise’s evil plan- to spoil Suri until she begs to live with him (PHOTO)

Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes everything that she wanted in the divorce, including full custody of 6-year old Suri, because he didn’t want her to reveal all the Scientology secrets. But he still has some tricks up his sleeve!

Tom plans to spoil Suri until begs to move in with her daddy. He took Suri to Disneyland and made sure that paps were there to snap their happy family photos along the way.. Actually, come to think about it, the paps have been snapping an awful lot of happy daddy and Suri photos lately. Coincidence or crazy Tom plot?

And Tom is reportedly making renovations to his Beverly Hills pad and looking for an upscale residence in NY. He’s planning to take a break from movies so he has more time to spend with Suri, or spoil her rotten. It’s all part of his master plan to make Suri love him more and have Scientology conquer the world!!! (Insert evil laugh).

Katie is trying to revamp herself since the split. It took guts for her to file for divorce from Tom but ever since, she’s been lacking in the confidence department. She actually hired a life coach to help her adjust to her new single life of freedom.

A source said, “[Katie] foresaw an incredible golden future for her and Suri, free of Tom and Scientology. But the glow and radiance that surrounded Katie post-split seem to have evaporated. Katie is keen to find her own voice so she has sought professional help and has employed a confidence and life coach who she’s been seeing once a week to help her regain who she once was.”

What do you think is likely to happen first- Tom’s inner alien lures Suri over to daddy’s darkside or Katie Holmes quits looking so homely and radiates confidence?