Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie- dueling brides?

Jennifer Aniston has been deemed ‘unlucky in love’ ever since Brad Pitt dumped her for Angelina Jolie. So when Justin Theroux popped the question last week on his 41^st birthday, she burst into tears and eagerly accepted.

They have been wearing matching chunky gold wedding bands on their fingers for months but now Jen got to upgrade to a “a huge emerald-cut diamond [engagement ring] . . . with tapered diamond baguettes on the sides.”

But now that this is definitely going to happen for her, is she trying to rush down the aisle before Brad and Angie?

Doubtful but the tabloids are claiming that they are dueling brides. Jennifer wants to beat them down the aisle. She wants this big, spectacular wedding but Brad and Ang still have the thing that she wants the most, tons of kids. Cute little kiddos are going to MIA from Jen’s wedding while Brad and Angelina’s litter will have various roles in their ceremony.

Don’t worry Jen! You still have time to make a baby! Just get drunk and kinky in a car.. Isn’t that where babies come from?