LL Cool J shows burglar what he meant by: MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT

ATTENTION BURGLARS: When picking your next celebrity to rob, it would be wise to avoid homes that are owned by YOKED dudes like LL Cool J. You may wish to try someone like—Justin Bieber or any of the cast members of GLEE. (BTW, Are we still using the word ‘yoked?’)

Here’s what happened:

Last night LL Cool J’s house alarm got set off, but instead of  just sitting tight and waiting for the dispatched cops—LL knocked him out!

The intruder was trying to escape, so what choice did a trained CSI agent have? LL went Horatio Cane on his a$$ and detained the man long enough for the police to arrive.

TMZ reported that LL is fine (yes…he is) and didn’t suffer any injuries, but the suspect — who will be booked for burglary — had scrapes and bruises from getting knocked around by LL.

Hey, Mama warned you…