SHOCKER (not!)- John Mayer dumped Katy Perry! Told ya.

Katy Perry tested the douche bag waters with John Mayer. And like all of his other girlfriends, she fell for him. He’s got some kind of magic over the ladies. Same confusing thing with Wilmer Valderrama. I don’t understand it but I would probably fall for them too if we ever hung out. That’s just how it works.

Well Katy got her some John lovin’. They were having sleepovers, going to parties together, playing kissy face and holding hands…. Then he ditched her and now Katy is licking her heartbroken wounds.

A source told Radar Online, “John did a real number on Katy. She held off from his advances for the longest time, but he laid on the charm thick and promised her he was a changed man. She eventually gave in, fell head over heels for him and then once he had made his conquest, he dumped her. She’s really upset about it. She is making it seem like it wasn’t serious with John, but she is hurt.”

Aww poor Katy! He’s a solution to your man problem- quit falling for dirty man whores.

But I have a feeling that she’s not going to listen to us. Instead, she will follow her heart and probably end up with another dirty playboy… like Johnny Depp.