Demi Moore writing a tell-all book… about Ashton Kutcher?

Demi Moore is going to spill all of her dirty little secrets in a new tell-all book.

She signed a $2mil deal to write a book dishing out all the dirty details on… not sure yet. But sources are whispering the different possibilities and most of them sound pretty interesting.

A boring possibility is that she would write about her ‘tumultuous relationship’ with her alcoholic mother and how that affected her life and career. Sounds like a lot of blame mommy stuff. Plus, couldn’t her kids turn around and write the same book about her? They don’t exactly have a relationship anymore.

Others are saying it’s going to be a tell-all about her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, promising that she is going to ‘blow the lid on her six-year marriage to Ashton’. And there is another claim that she’s going spill all the deets on her addictions, meltdown and her failed marriages.

Two out three of those ideas aren’t bad. I’d probably pick it up to find out about Demi’s out of control addiction and heartbreaking divorces from Bruce Willis and Ashton.. Maybe she would even admit to their, um, open kind of lifestyle?

I say bank on the bad parts Demi. If Snooki can write a best seller about gorilla heads, you can surely pen something readable about your misfortunes.