Troy Aikman’s ex-wife claims she was not DRUNK, but LOST

As you may have heard, Troy Aikman’s ex-wife, was arrested for public intoxication last week; only NOW she is claiming that she was NOT drunk, but lost… Rhonda’s lawyers said she just freaked out really bad when cops approached her car and “did not appear to be her usual friendly self.”

WOW, so what exactly did she do for the cops to mistake frightened for WASTED? Flash her boobs? Up-chuck ‘jungle juice?’

Rhonda Aikman says she was chilling in her car in a parking lot “waiting for a friend to come and guide her.” Hmmm, did her divorce go so badly, that an ex-Mrs. Troy Aikman can’t even afford an iPhone? (With a car charger.) Or maybe she’s just stuck in a T-Mobile contract… like the rest of us. STILL, with ALL the GPS technology out there, this little parking lot system of her’s is either a.) the worst/most inefficient navigation on the market or b.) the most luxurious…you get lost and a professional comes and guides you home…do they also give you a foot rub?

The reason the police believed Rhonda to be under the influence (besides acting bat s**t crazy) is because they found a prescription in her purse. Come on! She was a pro-football player’s wife — did they really expect her NOT have prescription pills? Her lawyers said that she “had a prescription… did not break any laws… and that…she is sorry about all the fuss…”

No worries??