Barry Bonds shows his support for Lance Armstrong—helpful or hurtful?

Wait, Barry Bonds is still alive? Thought he’d have keeled over by now from all those ’roids… OF COURSE he supports Lance Armstrong on the doping charges… he probably hooked him up with his dealer…

But, is being backed by ‘Barry Bonds’ the best thing? Lance already seems guiltier simply appearing in a sentence with Barry Bonds…

B.B. was recently asked on camera about Lance Armstrong, “I think if it wasn’t for him, U.S. cycling wouldn’t even be here. He was the greatest cyclist of all.” The photog asked B.B. if he thought L.A. had been the victim of a witch hunt — he replied, “I don’t know what they’re doing, all I know is I love him. He’s a great athlete.”

Bottom line: Barry doesn’t care how you do it… just get ’er done!

We hear B.B. is starting a foundation for ‘roiding ex-athletes who’ve been stripped of their honors. This is the chant they’re working on:

DOPERS UNITE!
TAKE BACK THE NIGHT!
DOPERS UNITE!
TAKE BACK OUR OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS AND OUR PLACE IN THE HALL OF FAME!