Lindsay Lohan felt left out of the Tom Cruise story so she threw her name in for attention!

Vanity Fair wrote an exposé on Tom Cruise’s relationship with Scientology.

The article says that Scientology screened women to be Cruise’s wife after his divorce from Nicole Kidman and his split from Penelope Cruz. Remember, he dated Penelope for three years but she took off once he tried to force the Scientology thing on her. She released a statement saying something about not giving up her Buddhist beliefs and took off.

That’s when the church of Scientology intervened. They realized that Tom was lucking out in the love department and they wanted to find a perfect wife for him. They screened more than two dozen women to be Tom’s next wife. The wife audition wasn’t an obvious one, they made it seem like it was an audition for a movie role.

Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Garner and Scarlett Johansson all turned down Tom’s offer. And I guess Lindsay Lohan did too but no one even knew it until she threw her own name into the mix.

Lilo tweeted yesterday, “I just want everyone and Tom Cruise to know, that I have/had no part in the Vanity Fair story. Nor has anyone in my life, personal and work-related.” Guess she was feeling left out since she hasn’t stolen anything in awhile so she felt like she needed to get her name back out there.

And the rest is history! He then bagged Nazanin Boniadi. Things didn’t work out with her either (women just don’t obey anymore like they used to) so he had Scientology come remove her from his home. Eventually, Katie Holmes fell for the audition and married Tom after he (?) knocked her up. Then she was locked into the marriage for 5 years before she realized she needed to get her and her child far away from the grip of Scientology.