Randy Jackson goes from judge to mentor to back to judge — make up your mind dawg!

Randy Jackson is staying at the judge’s table on American Idol after negotiations with Enrique Iglesias fizzled out. TMZ says that Randy is very close to signing his deal. Of course the initial reaction to this news is:

Dear god no! Please NO MORE Randy “Dawg” Jackson!

But then when you hear that the alternative could be Nicki Minaj…you’re like:

Who’s my dawg? Randy Jackson—that’s who!

We just can’t wait to hear all of Randy’s amazingly monotonous critiques. But, we could sit here all day and judge who should be the Idol judges, but our opinion doesn’t matter in the least…the producers only care about the opinion of the show’s core audience…12-year-old girls.

TMZ is also reporting that negotiations with Keith Urban and Nicki Minaj could be finalized any minute. Go Keith go! Auditions for the 12th installment of the show begin in less than two weeks…Anyone care?