Ochocino files for a divorce after hooking up with his mistress

Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson tried to be a great husband. He made it six weeks before he was busted with condoms by his wife, then he busted her head during the argument.

Then, being the hopeless romantic that he is, he got Evelyn Lozada’s face tattooed on his calf as a way to show that he’s sorry. Then he refused to sign the divorce papers because he really wanted this to work because a tattoo is forever.

But yesterday, Chad went ahead and filed for divorce. I guess his mistress changed his mind. Bianca Zuluaga has been having sleepovers at Chad’s house even though Evelyn hasn’t even moved her stuff out yet. Chad even skipped his morning at court to indulge in his some morning lovin’ with his mistress.

Bianca has been bragging about their hook ups on Twitter. She refers to Chad as ‘Chocolate’ and says that she’s a chocolate addict for eating some last night and then first thing in the morning. Then they took off for iHop and she tweeted, “iHop with my lover..Yummm fattening.”