Honey Boo Boo‘s mama, June Shannon, is freaked out by her glamorous fame at the moment. Like a moth to the proverbial flame, her baby daddies are starting to rise like Zombies.
Chubs’ daddy hasn’t seen her in 15 years. According to him, it’s June’s choice. David Dunn, who fathered Chickadee, is in the same boat. All the girls have different DNA. One of the children doesn’t even know who her daddy is and all of them, including June and her current boyfriend “Sugar Bear” (Honey Boo’s papa) are convicted criminals. Wait, what?!? Has Hollywood gone dumpster diving?
If they were wise, the baby daddies would lay low and just let this train ride it’s way out of town.