Johnny Depp spends the last of his money on “I’m Sorry” present for Vanessa

Ok.We’re, obviously, kidding. Johnny Depp has more money than God. He didn’t spend it all, but he did just drop a pretty penny on a 5,800 square foot Mediterranean-style mansion on Mulholland Drive.

Johnny Depp is sorry his pee pee took over his head and made decisions that ended his 14 year relationship with Vanessa Paradis. In order to rectify the situation, he purchased the $4.4 Million home for her and their two children. Or, at least that’s what Mr. Internet would have us all believe.

We’d like to present another theory: They broke up mutually, decided jointly to put their children into school in Los Angeles and Johnny simply purchased the home for their family. They may not be together, but they still have two children they’re raising together. 

We would guess that if the house was an “I’m sorry” present, Vanessa would probably point out that she’d prefer something a little less…providing-for-our-children focused…how ’bout some jewelry Johnny!!!??