Dina Lohan goes on Dr. Phil to clear things up…it’s now clear…she’s nuts! (VIDEO)

Dina Lohan was Dr. Phil’s guest yesterday and she appeared to either be drunk, high or possessed by a 16-year-old eye-rolling girl. Dina managed to dodge almost all of Phil’s questions, which was impressive since he not only had a stack of blue cue cards with accusations from Michael Lohan, but also a video timeline of Lindsay Lohan’s police wrap sheet.

Dina blew off Lindsay’s lengthy list of legal issues by saying, “If she was in New York five of those would be non-issues.”

Yes, but she wasn’t…Lindsay was in California and they drive these things called automobiles, which you’re not supposed to operate if you’ve had too many mind-altering substances…sorry this is such an inconvenience for the Lohans.

The interview was actually very sad. Dina opened up about terrible abuse she suffered at the hands of Michael Lohan, alluding that Lindsay also was affected (either directly or indirectly, it wasn’t clear). However, later Michael Skype’d in and admitted to hitting Dina ONCE in self-defense. We’re left not knowing who to believe—Dina, the drunk mother, or Michael, the relapsing dad? One thing we do fully understand though is…why Lindsay has issues…after growing up with those two.

We hope they all get some help…maybe they can schedule private appointments with Dr. Phil—or better—a doctor who’s goal does not include getting high TV ratings.

Dina opens up about Michael’s abuse:

Dr. Phil gets frustrated with Dina:

Dina answers Michael’s accusations:

Dina responds to an accusation by one of Lindsay’s former directors:

Michael speaks via satellite: