Amanda Bynes talks to the media for the first time since going rogue… and she’s in complete denial!

Amanda Bynes has had so many run-ins with the law, she’s practically the new Lindsay Lohan. But don’t ask her about it because she is in denial!

Her license was suspended after multiple hit-and-runs and a DUI after she hit a cop car. She was photographed smoking weed in her car and there was a bizarre story about her locking herself in a dressing room for 2 hours.

And now, Amanda is speaking directly to the media for the first time.. and her excuses sounds just like some of the same lies that we’ve heard spew from Lindsay’s mouth. “I don’t drink!” and “I’m doing fine”.

She told People magazine, “I am doing amazing. I am retired as an actor. I am moving to New York to launch my career. I am going to do a fashion line (See the outfit that she’s wearing?!) . I am not talking about being arrested for DUI because I don’t drink, and I don’t drink and drive. It is all false.”

Her judge doesn’t think that she’s doing so ‘amazing’ though. In court yesterday, he told her that if she drives again with a suspended license, she will have to pay a very high bail that will get her attention.