Just what you’ve always wanted…a Kanye West SEX TAPE

A new sex tape has leaked and this time its star is none other than the Mama of Moaning Home Movies’ boyfriend—Kanye West! The video is said to have been recorded pre-Kim/Kanye aka Kimye. Man! Who doesn’t have a sex tape these days? They’re about as common in Hollywood as DUIs and nervous breakdowns. It’s just sad.

The more interesting story would be ‘Unattriactive celebrities who—thank goodness—do not have a sex tape.’ That story would, hopefully, include: Flavor Flav, Gary Busey, Marilyn Manson, Steve Buscemi, Carrot Top/Lyle Lovett and Ms. Rosie O’Donnell. (If anyone DOES know of a vid from any of the mentioned celebs PLEASE keep it to yourself – thanks!)

As for Kanye West, his video is currently being shopped around and he’s apparently “freaking out,” even though HE shot it HIMSELF. What did he think was going to come of the tape? Dr. Ruth would appear in his screening room and together they’d discuss areas he could improve upon and/or advanced techniques to incorporate?

Here’s the kicker, Kanye’s co-star (who early on in the video awkwardly announces she is ‘of the legal age’ — 18) is a DEAD RINGER for Kim Kardashian. Hmmm…He’s either got a  very specific ‘type’ or he was practicing… Is this guy the biggest PERFECTIONIST on earth—rehearsing for his ‘PERFECT B****’?