Why haven’t Demi Moore or Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce?

After almost a year since they split and tangible proof that both parties have moved on—neither Demi Moore nor Ashton Kutcher have yet to file for divorce. A practical reason being given for the lack of filing is: the cougar and her cub were never actually married.

Oh! That would make sense, then! Wait! But, what about their private Kabbalah Rabbi ceremony back in 2005? Bruce Willis and Punk Brewster Soleil Moon Frye can confirm it really happened—they were there!

Yes, this wedding picture is real and was not Photoshopped, but Radar Online has reported that the ceremony may have been symbolically binding, but NOT legally binding.

Wow…this is ingenious for short-lived Hollywood marriages…no annoying paper work…7 years or 72 days later. 

The reason this is all coming out NOW is because the anniversary of what would be Demi and Ashton’s 7th wedding anniversary is right around the corner—September 24. Does this mean that we will we soon be finding out the truth of their union or does this still mean—its none of our darn business!?