HERE’S THE SITUATION: Ryan Lochte was the guest of honor the other night at LIV in Miami where he met, none other than, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. The two cheeseballs hit it off and stuck together—like Cheez Whiz on Triscuits—“all night.”
As if finding his soulmate wasn’t enough, Ryan also got to go behind the turntables AKA a Mac laptop computer to play DJ and was also presented with an elaborate birthday cake (even though his birthday was almost 8 weeks ago…August 3…he turned 28).
Ryan and ‘the sitch’ were spotted hanging out with an entourage of “model-like girls.” Did they brainstormed Lochte/Sitch combo catch phrases??