Rob ‘Pasty’ Pattinson voted “Sexiest Man” and is hitting the promotion trail with his trampire

Robert Pattinson is back with his cheating trampire Kristen Stewart and along with moving back in together, they’re also gearing up to start promoting the final Twilight film together.

Breaking Dawn 2 hits theaters mid-November and everyone’s been wondering if they would be making the press rounds together. But of course they are. Now that they’re back on, there’s no reason to continue hiding from each other, right? Plus their contracts probably demand this.

But, the new question on everyone’s minds (well those who give a crud) is: Why should Rob have to settle for a cheater when he was just named the ‘Sexiest Man’ for the 4^th straight year? (No no…NOT in the legendary People magazine ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ survey, but U.K. Glamour‘s ’50 Sexiest Men.’)

The Avengers star Tom Hiddleston came in 2nd…WOW…hmm…okay…well, we’re glad the Brits find their own sexy. Johnny Depp came in 3rd place—behind the two pasty white blokes—and naturally American women are OUTRAGED! They feel Johnny has more sex appeal than both of the English lads in—just—his HAT! (See photos below)

Glamour’s Sexiest Man Alive

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Tom Hiddleston

3. Johnny Depp

4. Michael Fassbender

5. Benedict Cumberbatch

6. Robert Downey Jr.

7. Taylor Lautner

8. Paul Wesley

9. James McAvoy

10. Henry Cavill

11. Cory Monteith

12. Ian Somerhalder

13. Ed Westwick

14. Alexander Skarsgard

15. Joe Manganiello

16. Danny O’Donoghue

17. Ryan Gosling

18. Christian Bale

19. Chris Hemsworth

20. Tom Hardy