Heidi Montag taking her talents to the main stage?

What do Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt do for money these days?

They aren’t staging photo-ops with the paparazzi anymore, even though I doubt they could score much money from that. They aren’t faking being the evil villains for some ‘reality’ show. Heidi’s not doing some celebrity food show anymore.

So what does a washed up celeb do to survive? Turn to the pole. (“Obviously!” – Octomom).

Heidi is taking her talents to the main stage.

She struck a $25k deal to appear at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas later this month… but she’s actually not taking off her clothes.

She is hosting the club’s 3^rd year anniversary but would probably gladly accept any dollar bills someone would throw her way. Just don’t put it in her g-string or g-cup.

For $25 g’s, couldn’t they afford a celebrity that would show a boob or something?