Yesterday on Ellen, Mike the Situation claimed to be clean and sober for the past 8 months, but now US Weekly is claiming he was boozing it up last week. The mag said that Mike was seen at the London Hotel in West Hollywood “downing so many cocktails he could barely stand.” Hmm…maybe Mike doesn’t know that when you’re counting days, you have to include the nights??
Mike’s rep is denying the report though saying, “He was in a cabana with twelve other people and there was a pitcher of sangria for the other people,” the rep said in a statement. “He did not drink any alcohol.”
That said, Mike told MTV News back in May that alcohol was never a problem for him, ”It was strictly painkillers…I was the guy that was the ladies man. You know, you can’t get girls if you can’t speak to them. So drinking was definitely not an issue for me.”
Hmmm, maybe Mike had a change of heart since May and decided that being a sloppy drunk was worth a shot??
Mike appeared on Ellen with Ronnie and Paulie D, or MVP MRP. Both of his Jersey Shore roomies expressed their sincerest gratitude that Mike was able to pull his head out of his a** and ask for some help. They like the Sober Situation much better.
Pauly D then went on to make his own startling admission—he has O.C.D. His disease of obsessive compulsion takes him to some very low places… like choosing a girlfriend based solely on how neatly she makes her bed.
As for Ronnie—he was too busy taking his clothes off for Ellen—to expose his deep dark secrets. Ronnie jumped at the chance to rip off his shirt and show off his pecks when Ellen offered to donate $1,000 to Breast Cancer Research (since it’s Breast Cancer Awareness month) if one of the guys took off his shirt. Ellen barely had the words out of her mouth when Ronnie grabbed his shirt collar. Mike and Paulie D didn’t dare fight, yoked out, Ron for the philanthropic opportunity.
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