Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman separate after 30 years of marriage!

Good news ladies! Danny Devito is back on the market! Yay?

Danny Devito and Cheers star Rhea Perlman announced that they are separating after 30 years of marriage.

They met back in 1970 when Rhea saw Danny in an off-Broadway play, The Shrinking Bride. They started dating shortly after that and lived together for 11 years before tying the knot. They finally got hitched back in 1982 and have 3 children together.

A rep for the couple confirmed a split but gave no further comment at this time.

Hmmm. Wonder what made them call it quits after 30 years?!? Hopefully this isn’t another Arnold Schwarzenegger story and Rhea just found out about a secret love child! We know it’s not because Danny let himself go either. He’s been pretty unfortunate looking since the day she met him.

I think he should just go for Kate Gosselin now. She’s desperate enough that she will overlook his short comings. As far as Rhea, she needs her a young stud. I would say Ashton Kutcher (he likes ‘em old and slightly scary) but he’s already got the sexiest woman alive, Mila Kunis.