“Esquire” names Mila Kunis SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE (Page 34: Demi Moore heads back to rehab)

Just when Demi was finally starting to eat more than lettuce and ketchup, Esquire magazine had to go and name Mila Kunis (who Ashton is supposedly proposing to come Christmas time) the “Sexiest Woman Alive.”

Couldn’t Esquire have toned it down a bit this year…like maybe…sexiest woman in NYC, the U.S. or even North America? No doubt Macaulay Culkin (Mila’s ex) just dropped another tab of acid (or worse started another experimental art project).

This is bitter sweet news for another lady too; last year’s “Sexiest Woman Alive”—Rihanna—has officially been dethroned. Mila is featured on the cover of Esquire’s November issue wearing only a pair of black leather pants and her inside spread shows her wearing lingerie.

Mila may be the sexiest woman alive, but she still has to make an effort to keep her hunny happy, even if that means attending services at Kabballah centers. She and Ashton Kutcher were spotted leaving a NY Kabballah center. Its been reported she’s eager to learn more about Ashton’s faith. The lovebirds had to separated during the service (along with all men and women), but onlookers said Ashton kept making googly eyes from across the room at the “Sexiest Woman Alive” (along with probably all the other men in attendance, including Rabbis).

With that said… we seriously doubt Ashton will proposing come “Christmas” time, but rather come “Hanukkah” time!