Katy Perry and John Mayer break up- Round 2!

Katy Perry is probably regretting ever taking John Mayer back. They broke up for the second (and final?) time.. and she missed her chance to dump him via email.

John and Katy didn’t even date for long. They dated for a few weeks until he dumped her over email. But when John came crawling back for more, she took him back.

That was a short lived victory. She couldn’t mold John into a respectful boyfriend so she had to give him the boot. And she didn’t do her breakup revenge over email…

She realized that John wouldn’t ever act right. He would bed her, then not call for like 5 days, then booty call her again at his convenience.

Katy told him that they were over and to lose her number. Then she hightailed it to a clinic to make sure that she’s still disease-free after sleeping with John.. His 7 degrees of sex partners make the Kardashian’s look virginal.