Ashton Kutcher refuses to divorce Demi Moore because he’s too cheap

It’s been over a year since they’ve separated but Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have yet to file for divorce.

It was rumored that Ashton was dragging his feet because he wanted Demi to make the first move since he did the cheating… but really the big delay is over money. Demi wants to get some of Ashton’s ‘Two and a Half Men’ money ($70k per episode) but he doesn’t want to give up any of his fortune. I’m sure CBS didn’t want to pay him that kind of money in the first place. Is Ashton really a talented actor? I mean, he was kinda cute in That 70’s Show and… what else? Punk’d? The Butterfly Effect? Not that much to brag about Ashton.

$70k is just lunch money to the Demi empire but maybe she should stick her hand in his piggy bank to teach that cheater a lesson.

Ashton isn’t so forthcoming though. Sources are saying that he’s so cheap that they have yet to reach a financial settlement before they even start the divorce proceedings. He may just plan to stick out this marriage until she gets frustrated and gives up on trying to get paid.

I hope Mila is patient with her married boyfriend.