Kim Kardashian turns into a comic book (can she get any faker?)

A comic-book has been released about the life and times of Kim Kardashian. It is the first in a planned series of comics on reality TV stars that will also cover such luminaries as Jersey Shore, and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It’s been appropriately titled “15 Minutes” (we can only hope).

But, what do you think Kim’s super power is??? Here’s one hypothesis: It’s not a super power, but a super POWDER. Kim stumbled upon a compact of magical pressed powder; the more she cakes on the bigger spell she casts on those who look her way; making them believe she is somehow worthy of our attention; it is especially potent for professional athletes and rap moguls.

Only problem is, comic book nerds are going to have a lot to catch up on! We doubt they’ve been Keeping up with the Kardashians. Long before they’re up to speed though, their scientific brains will short circuit trying to make sense of Kim’s fame. They’ll cry out: “It just doesn’t add up!” ANT MAN is more believable as a super hero than Kim Kardashian as a celebrity.