Megan Fox officially became a MILF…oops…we mean…a mom!

Megan Fox has officially become a MILF mom! She and her husband, Brian Austin Green, welcomed their first child together, a BOY named Noah Shannon, on September 27.

The news flew under the radar for so long that Megan finally had to break the news herself…Umm hello..like does anyone even care that I just birthed a human being, or what? Actually, Megan released the following touching statement via Facebook:

“We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home. He is healthy, happy and perfect. We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love. Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.”

Is someone experiencing a little baby bliss or possibly delirium due to lack of sleep?

In case you were wondering, Megan is 26 and Brian is 39. They began dating in 2004 when Mrs. Hot Stuff was just 18 years old (or that’s what Brian says, anyway). They finally tied the knot in 2010, after a brief split in 2009.

Brian has one other son, Kassius, 10, from a previous relationship with actress Vanessa Marcil.

Congrats to the EXTREMELY happy couple!