Celebrity court- Crazy edition featuring Bieber, Rihanna, Lilo, Britney and Megan Fox

Justin Bieber is being sued in this crazy lawsuit. It’s so bad that I’m going to have to say this really delicately. Sorry for skipping the harsh parts. If you want to read all the claims, head over to TMZ.

This guy that is suing Biebs claims to be Selena Gomez’ dad. He says that Justin and Selena hooked up on his Canadian bear skin rug. There was an, um, accident that they had to get taken care of. ‘Daddy’ Gomez paid $426 to help this bajillionaire couple out and they never paid him back. Then Biebs stole his credit card to buy him and Diddy cocaine to use in drug free school zones.. And Bieber bought male enlargement pills with the stolen credit card.

The lawsuit concluded saying, “I’m an emotional mess (Understatement of the year!!!) … America must boycott Bieber’s music!”. I think I’m going to boycott your freedom instead, nutso.

Then someone claiming to be Chris Brown is requesting a restraining order against Rihanna for fear of bodily harm. In the lawsuit, this person claims that they informed Rihanna that she gave him the love warts and she started hitting herself, threatening to say that he did it if he ever came forward with that information.

Lindsay Lohan was advised by her lawyers to not file a restraining order against her father Michael. It was also revealed that Michael asked Dr. Drew for help with the invention but was turned down.

Sam Lutfi testified in court that he never shared his adderall meds with Britney Spears.

New mommy Megan Fox is suing a website called Celebrity Jihad after they photoshopped a pic of her face on a naked chick’s body.

And for once, John Travolta is free and clear in the the lawsuit department. Guess he paid all the male masseurs off…