Mariah Carey pays big bucks to ease her Nicki Minaj stress

Mariah Carey doesn’t do anything on a small scale. Girl can’t even get a massage without dropping $1,500.

Mariah hired a masseuse to come to her home and massage her for 8 hours. She insisted that the movie Bruno be playing on repeat the entire time… Nothing about this story seems crazy but that. How relaxing is it to watch Sacha Baron Cohen prance around with his butt cheeks hanging out?

I love a massage as much as anybody but 8 whole hours? I would have to take so many potty breaks and stop to make a eat a few sandwiches… Maybe a steak dinner. And what about Dem Babies? Was a nanny watching after them or were they enjoying relaxing massages too?

But I guess Mariah is more stressed out than the average person…. Earning $18mil for one season of American Idol while dodging death threats from Nicki Minaj has to be rough.