Simon Cowell is looking ‘puffy’ — Beer Bloat or Bad Botox?

Mr. X-Factor himself, Simon Cowell, has made no apology for his admiration of Botox. He says he does it “twice a year.” But, the other night on his appearance on Jay Leno with his co-judge, Ms. Spears, he looked very puffy.

It got people wondering—has he just packed on the pounds (like most of us) or has he had some sort of allergic reaction to the poison he’s been injecting into that pretty face?

Meanwhile, Britney’s been looking better and better these days—especially since the Lucky magazine cover disaster, where she appeared more photoshopped than Xtina Aguilera and like she was wearing an even faker wig. (Huh?) Britney’s cover created such backlash from fans of the magazine that Lucky issued an apology via Twitter:

“Thank-you all for sharing your thoughts on our cover! As always, we will share with our team and we’re sorry to have let some of you down.”