Snooki and Juicehead Jionni are the rocks!

To clarify, it’s not Cherry-infused Vodka that’s on the rocks, it’s their relationship. Snooki and baby daddy, Jionni are apparently having trouble adjusting to parenthood. Get out of town! The two of THEM? It’s tough for normal people…

Snooki and her fiancé have appeared to be the perfect couple as they’ve hit the chat show circuit to promote her new reality show Snooki & JWoww, which has already been renewed for a second season. But sources told Star magazine that, the couple are only staying together for fame.

Reports say that the underlying issue is that Jionni is frustrated with Snooki for wanting to go out and party; only she thinks it is he, who is not shaping up and pulling his weight as a father. Apparently Jionni pretends he “can’t hear Lorenzo screaming for attention.”

Wow. Okay. So, let’s get this straight. They’re both still immature and still craving the spotlight/strobe light. This is about as shocking as Joe Simpson’s overnight transformation into Gay Man of the Year. Actually, it is not at all surprising. However, even if it wasn’t Snooki—the first year as a parent, ain’t easy. We hope they can stick it out and rise to the challenge.

By the way, Jionni claims “the only reason he’s laid off helping so much is to force her to do more.”

Maybe this terrible storm will knock some sense into them??