Kate Middleton and Prince William making a royal baby announcement next month!
Written by Russ Francis+
Ever since the royal wedding, the world has been inspecting Kate Middleton’s royal womb. If her tummy pokes out a little bit, it’s because she’s pregnant. If she skips on the red wine, it’s because she’s pregnant. When she turned down peanut paste, it was because she was pregnant. And when she was photographed sunbathing topless, it’s because she was pregnant.. Oh wait, no, that was because she likes to let them girlies fly free and hang loose. We understand. Let them breathe princess!
Well just in time for the holidays, Kate is pregnant! Maybe.. according to a friend source.
Jessica Hay, who is (WAS after this) a close friend to the princess, sold the story to New Idea magazine. She told them that Kate and Prince William will make a BIG announcement next month. She doesn’t say what the announcement is, but it’s gotta be that our princess is finally pregnant!
The Royal family will have the cutest Christmas card this year! ‘Happy Holidays from the Royal family and the royal nugget! Our Prince finally knocked up the Princess so we will have another royal heir running around the palace next year. And hopefully, this one will not be a nudist like mommy and Harry and will keep clothed at all times. Besides during diaper change. Merry Christmas and here’s to the New Year!’
Ok, so the card doesn’t rhyme but you get the idea…. And my dreams of working at Hallmark just went up in flames.
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