Bruce Jenner is plotting his escape from Kris.. The divorce is coming!

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The rumors have resurfaced again. Bruce Jenner is planning his escape from Kris and he’s taking his daughters with him.

This isn’t the first time we’ve heard that Bruce is plotting his divorce to Kris. It was reported just last month that he was secretly consulting with divorce lawyers. He’s tired of being Kris’ doormat and doesn’t trust her since she’s been flirting (cough- hoeing!) with her past flame Todd Waterman, the man she cheated on first husband Robert Kardashian with. He thinks that it is time to end his miserable marriage but he wants to take his daughters with him.

Bruce says that Kris is putting 17-year old Kendall and 15-year old Kylie’s career ahead of their childhood. They got into a huge fight about it and he stormed out of their house. Now he’s scoping out a new place to live, far far away from the evil grip of Kris. And according to the family source, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob are siding with him in the divorce. Really, who could blame him?

We would look to Bruce for a reaction or a sign but his face hasn’t moved in years.

But it’s not just going to be easy for Bruce to walk away from this 21-year marriage. They have a $155mil fortune to split up, plus the poor boy has to be scared for his life. He’s going to have to pull off a surprise divorce, Katie Holmes style.

Because what’s worse than being married to Kris Jenner? Divorcing her. Imagine all the bickering and bashing that would come along with that.

Maybe they would get their own divorce special. I’d tune into that before I’d watch another one of Kim‘s weddings.

**Interesting side note- I just searched through Kris’ whole instagram and there’s not one photo of her and Bruce together but she’s got tons of photos with everyone else. Evidence?