Crazy Justin Bieber fan put a hit on him!

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No, not the cute sweet girl in this photo, but a convicted killer, as in a real life murder…like with knives and stuff. Holy crap moly!

But, thankfully, Justin Bieber will live to tweet another day. This is going to sound crazy, well crazier than the usual pandemonium that follows Biebs, but convicted murderer Dana Martin—currently serving two life sentences for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont in 2000—plotted to have Justin Bieber murdered and…castrated (oy vey). But for some reason the cagey criminal killed his own plan instead.

According to KRQE News, Dana recruited a fellow inmate at Las Cruces prison named Mark Staake to carry out the murder once released. It was supposed to take place in NYC last month, where Bieber was performing at MSG.

Dana reportedly told police the plan was to kidnap Bieber and his bodyguard and strangle them with paisley ties (no, that’s not his way of calling Justin a sissy…it’s just his ‘calling card’). An accomplice was said to be the one who would castrate them (an even more twisted ‘calling card’).

According to KRQE, Dana is obsessed with Bieber and even has a tattoo of him on his leg. Maybe his love for Biebs outweighed his desire to end his life (as if he could ever get to Justin), because Dana blew the whistle on his coconspirators and they were arrested.

Dang! Guess it IS tough sometimes to be Justin Biber…