You know, sometimes people get really lame gifts during the holidays. Like when someone once told me that they named a star after me. I will never be able to pick it out from the other identical stars out there, but I have a sheet of paper that proves one of those bad boys is named after me. Thanks mom. Still super stoked about that one.
He didn’t just want to do the lame-o thing and name it after her, so he bought it too. A source told The Sun, “Johnny knows about romance after having been with French woman all those years. He is now spending time with Amber in the Bahamas and presented her with her own beach as a Christmas gift.”
Man, Johnny really knows how to treat a lady. First he bought her a horse, then an island.
The point of this fairytale, ladies, is that although Johnny Depp is guilty of skipping a shower or two, he’s got the right kind of showering down. Showering his lady love with rich gifts.
Now that’s my kind of fairytale! I’m coming to terms with the fact that I’m likely not going to marry a prince but one day, I might be able to steal another woman’s rich lad and he could gift me an island.
That’s a more reachable fairytale. I’m not gonna do it but at least that’s more attainable than my last get rich-through-love fantasy. But my mom would be really upset with me if I started homewrecking and would probably want to take back my namesake star so I can’t do it. That and I have morals.
But an island for Christmas would have been pretty nice.
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