Bieber beats up his bodyguard & begins a BROMANCE with Harry Styles

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Justin Bieber apparently went on a physical tirade against one of his bodyguards back in October, punching him repeatedly in the chest before yelling, “You’re fired!” ~ à la Donald Trump. Biebs’ disgruntled ex-employee is now suing him for more than $400K in unpaid overtime and damages.

$400,000! Is the position still open? I could handle JB practicing his boxing moves for $400K… Heck, I’d do it for $40K… how bad could it hurt? Being hit by Bieber seems similar to having your ankles nipped at by a Chihuahua.

Biebs doesn’t seem too worried though. He’s got other things on his mind—like planning a guys weekend in Vegas with his new Bromance—Harry Styles! That should be fun. They’re both rich, famous and recently single; only problem, they’re too young to order booze. Perhaps they can pick up a couple of cougars to buy it for them. Or perhaps they want to be alone…just the two of them…the way they’ve secretly always wanted it…maybe Taylor and Selena were just a cover.

Probably not since rumor has it, Harry kicked Taylor to the curb for not kicking it in bed (if you know what I mean). The source adds “the fact that she constantly talked about antiques was another turn-off…Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him…” Hmm, sounds like Taylor had Harry begged all wrong— just because the guy’s British doesn’t mean he’s into antique silver spoons from the Victorian Era.