NEW MUSIC NEWS: Destiny’s Child (AUDIO)

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I’m confused…no where in the description for Destiny’s Child’s new single “Nuclear,” does it mention this is a lullaby…but if it wasn’t intended to put cranky babies (& adults) to sleep, than why is it soooooooo dull? I hope this isn’t the song they’ll sing together at the Super Bowl – the football players won’t have the energy to make it through the second half!

Ouch! Ok, that may have been a tad harsh. I apologize. 

I’ll cut Bey and her girls—Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland—some slack. After all, they haven’t put out new music since 2004. They’re obviously just rusty and somehow stuck back in the ’90s, even though they were still together during the turn of the century. It just seems if you’re gonna wait 9 years to put out new music, you’d want to make it worth the wait, which was Justin Timberlake‘s point in his teaser vid Thursday.

His long-awaited new single drops on Monday and JT declared that you can’t rush perfection…suggesting we will NOT be disappointed.

But, anything would be better than DC’s “Nuclear” bomb.

Luckily, “Nuclear” is the only original song on the trio’s upcoming new album. Destiny’s Child will release “Love Songs” in late January, their first album since 2004′s “Destiny Fulfilled.” The project is a collection of previously recorded ‘romantic gems.’

Yawn…