Wanna hear the Oscar jokes that didn’t make the cut?

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The Oscars might not have been as funny as you thought they would be with Seth MacFarlane hosting them but there are always the jokes that we didn’t hear.

The Oscars are the snooze fest of award shows so it’s no wonder that some of the jokes didn’t make the broadcast, some of those folks might not have appreciated them like we do.

Jesse Joyce, a writer for Comedy Central’s roasts, was asked to write for the broadcast this year but everyone knows his jokes might be a little too risque for this award show.

So like he always does, Jesse took it to Twitter to share with the world all of the jokes that didn’t quite make the live broadcast.

“Emmanuelle Riva said that Daniel Day Lewis really nailed Abraham Lincoln… & she should know, because she also nailed Abraham Lincoln #Oscars

I can say for sure that Quvenzhané would definitely be the winner if the Academy scored the same way as scrabble #Oscars

Here’s a Tommy Lee Jones Knock Knock joke… KNOCK KNOCK. Get off my porch. #Oscars

And folks, let’s not forget the man who made Les Miz popular again, Susan Boyle. #Oscars”

Read all of the forbidden jokes HERE. Would you have liked the show better if it had more inappropriate humor?