Kris Humphries wants to question Kim Kardashian’s ovaries in court

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Is this the big break that Kris Humphries has been waiting for to prove that his marriage to Kim Kardashian was all a fraud?

Kris claimed that he’s going to “blow the lid off reality television”.. but then his lawyer dumped him for, well, irreconcilable differences because he said that Kris didn’t have any proof that the marriage was all just a publicity stunt.

Well now Kris thinks that he has the proof that he needs. He’s going to call Kim’s ovaries into question.

In an episode that aired back in January, Kim revealed that she had fertility problems, just like her sister Khloe. She said that the doctor told her that years of birth control had caused her to have a very low egg count. Even though she was 30, she was as fertile as a woman in her 50’s and that freaked her out because she always wanted to have kids.

But Kris says, nope, that’s a lie that was just drawn up on a storyboard to garner ratings. And if he can prove that, it will show that Kim will ‘lie and manipulate the truth for the sake of her career’.

Kris says that his lawyer, whoever that may be, will grill Kim on the stand about her supposed fertility issues and get her to fess up that it was all a lie… and she got pregnant with Kanye’s baby on purpose.

The divorce trial is set to start on May 6^th and I’m anxious to see what happens. I side with Kris in the divorce. I think the whole thing was a sham but the longer that this plays out in court, the more that Kim’s going to play the victim and he’s gonna look like the bad person.

And Kris, aren’t you gonna feel kinda silly calling Kim’s ovaries up as a witness.