Beyonce likes to control everything.. She doesn’t mind if there are flattering pictures from her tour, like the ones where she looks like she’s baring her nipples under a sheer glitter top. But she wants to avoid all those awkward-faced Hulk looking pictures, like the ones that were taken at the Super Bowl.
Bey made some funny looking faces in a few unflattering pictures that surfaced after her Super Bowl performance. It wouldn’t have been a big deal except that her publicist tried to get them all removed from the internet. See some of the funniest Beyonce pics/ memes HERE.
To ensure that more unflattering pictures won’t be taken during her tour, Beyonce banned all professional photographers from coming to her show. The only photographers that will be snapping pictures of her are from her own company.. and they were given explicit instructions about what kind of performance photos are acceptable.
But that’s not going to be enough to make sure that no ugly-faced Beyonce pictures will get out. If the media can’t send in their own photographers to take pictures, they will start buying shots from the fans in the front row just so they can get a different picture than everyone is using.
And hopefully Beyonce is making poop face in all of them.
Amanda Bynes continues to deny her crazy and is threatening to sue everyone in the process.
She said that she is going to sue Us Weekly for writing false information about her, then talked about the ‘ugly Asian editor and all the ugly women’ that she met while she did a shoot with them.
And she sent a message to the NY Daily News, accusing them of sending paparazzi to her apartment. She tweeted, “I know your paper is run by a bunch of old folks but maybe stop writing the same retarded thing about me.”
Now a lot of people are upset over that comment. Crazy or not, you can’t be using the ‘R’ word.
But not all of her weekend activities just happened on Twitter. She went to the Planet Fitness gym on Saturday, I guess to take care of that weight problem that she’s always talking about.
Well Saturday was the pot holiday 420 and she decided to smoke some weed in the bathroom, allegedly, and they ended up revoking her membership.
Amanda is denying this too. She said, “I don’t smoke in the bathroom. I also don’t smoke pot, I smoke tobacco!”… but remember, there is photographic evidence of her smoking weed in the streets and in her car.
There was a lot of misinformation being reported about the Boston bombings… At one point, even Zooey Deschanel was being identified as the bomber.
Someone snapped a picture of a closed captioning mistake, which said the bomber was 19-year old Zooey Deschanel rather than Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Joel McHale tweeted a picture of the mistake and later Zooey did too, with the caption, “Whoa! Epic closed captioning FAIL!”
See the oopsie below.
LeAnn Rimes LOVES Twitter and her followers. She actually admitted that she almost quit social media after her stint in ‘Tweethab’ (as Brandi Glanville so delicately referred to it as) but she refused to get bullied off the site.
LeAnn was tweeting up a storm over the weekend, retweeting quotes about anti-bullying and posting pics. And at some point, she magically gained about 50,000 Twitter followers. Did she just get some overnight popularity or did she pay for those new followers?
The LeAnn haters caught on to her sudden rise in numbers and accused her of buying more followers. They claim that all these new users are just ‘Twitter bots’, which are just generic followers with that egg picture. I guess their sole purpose is to retweet and help out in the numbers game.
Wonderful_Meee tweeted, “Leann Rimes gained Thousands x 40 of robot followers Yesterday. They all use same words at same time check it out” and BlockedByLeann said, “Why do u buy followers then? Numbskull.” LeAnn just responded, “I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.”
But LeAnn did just launch a new album called Spitfire.. Are listeners just flocking to her site or did she really pay for that popularity boost?
Reese Witherspoon wasn’t her normal happy self when she and hubby were pulled over on Friday morning in Atlanta.
The police saw a car weaving on the roads around midnight and pulled it over. Jim Toth was driving and Reese was riding shotgun. The cop smelled alcohol and asked Jim to get out of the car. Jim told the officer that he had only had one drink several hours earlier but when he took a breathalyzer test, he blew a .139.
Reese grew impatient while her hubby was being questioned. She was hanging out of the window screaming that she didn’t even think this was a real cop. She got out of the car and refused to get back in when the cop told her to because she said it was her right to ‘stand on American ground’.
The cop tried to grab her arms but she pulled away and screamed, “Do you know my name?” The cop said no, that he didn’t need to know her name and she replied, “You’re about to find out who I am . . . You are going to be on national news.”
Ha! Reese went all Sweet Home Alabama/ Honey Boo Boo on that cop. While in Georgia, do what the Georgians do, I guess.
Well finally, the cop got fed up with her and threw her in jail for disorderly conduct and Jim earned a DUI. Jim and Reese were released a couple of hours after their arrests.
Reese released a statement later that night, saying, “Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behavior.”
Sources also say that Reese wasn’t trying to pull the celebrity card when she was asking the cop if he knew her name, she was confused because she thought he needed a name to arrest her.