We all know, and have seen, Kim Kardashian’s dirty tape. She likes to pretend that she didn’t catapult into stardom from a sex tape leaked by her eager-to-be famous mom but we all know the truth.
Well her past almost got erased for good.. except for our memories where that monstrosity will live on forever.
Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has a safe full of stars unedited tapes, including Kim, Kendra Wilkinson, Pam and Tommy Lee, Jimi Hendrix and others. Some of these tapes have never even been released.
But all that goodness nearly got wiped out in a fire over the weekend. Steve’s office caught on fire while he was miles away at a L.A. Clippers game. When he got the 911 call, he hightailed to the office to go save his money shots.. I mean tapes.
And he got there just in time too because the safe was singed but the contents inside were still in tact.
But for someone who wants to distance herself from her past, she sure was quick to pose all 50 Shades of getting Kanyed for a magazine. Smart move for two people with sex tape shame.
Kim and Kanye posed on the cover of a French magazine.. and they look like they are getting it on. Kim’s thrown up against a wall with messy JBF hair and Kanye’s naked back is to the cameras… I guess they are insuring that their unborn daughter will have plenty to be embarrassed about while she’s growing up.
And one last Kardashian tidbit, mama Kris Jenner wants to expand her managerial skills. She not only wants to manage her family, she wants a piece of Kanye’s fortune too.
Sources say that she offered to manage Kanye’s career, not really because she could boost his career but because repping him would do wonders for hers, but Kanye politely declined.
This is the episode where the final three women are asked to stay with Sean in the fantasy suite and all three pretend like they would never do such a thing. This is also the first episode I recall hilarious live tweets from fans scrolling across the bottom of the screen. One person tweeted, “Watching the Bachelor fantasy suites with my dad could get awkward.”
Lindsay: They hitch a ride into town on a tuk-tuk with a mustached Thai driver. Lindsay is dying to tell Sean she loves him. Upon arriving at the market, Sean asks if Lindsay is an adventurous eater. Her response “Yes, but I won’t eat bugs.” Naturally, Sean challenges her to bug eating contest. Later at the beach, Sean tells Lindsay he’s found his best friend. Lindsay wants to say she loves him. They then trip down into bathing suits and feed monkeys! The day ends with a canoodling session in the ocean, Sean’s voice over says he can definitely see Lindsay as his wife. They share an enchanted Thai evening where Sean and Lindsay just go ahead and start planning their lives together after the show. Lindsay finally spits out that she loves Sean.
AshLee: Sean pushes the boundaries of AshLee’s abandonment issues—again—by forcing her to swim into a dark cave. They must navigate there way through the bat cave and into the light AKA a secluded beach with MORE monkeys! Once safe and sound on land again, AshLee begins a series melodramatic declarations including: “I don’t feel like there are two human beings more perfect for each other” (except Sean and Lindsay) and “This man has literally healed my broken heart.” Sean then springs the date card on AshLee, but seeing the look on her face, he quickly reassures her that he just wants to stay up all night…talking. Just like the earlier part of their date…she caves. While just talking in the fantasy suite, a tweet scrolls across the screen, “If I was in the fantasy suite with Sean there’d be heavy petting.”
Catherine: Sean and Catherine step aboard a junk boat, which they later do daredevil back flips off (and AshLee was scared to go in a cave). They have a blast together. At dinner, Catherine randomly confides that she was teased a lot when she was younger: “You’re chubby!” “You eat so much!” She brings this up to let Sean know that she may have some residual body image issues and that she’s “never been in a bathing suit more than with him.” (Probably a common feeling among Bachelor contestants.) He tells her she’s hot. Catherine also has reservations about the fantasy suite, but unlike AshLee, they do a little more than talk.
Chris Harrison then makes possibly his most awkward interruption yet, by introducing a clip from Oz the Great and Powerful — either a shameless ABC/Disney crossover promotion or a hint who the next Bachelor is — Tin Man??
Sappy Private Video Messages: Lindsay casually throws out that she met Sean in a wedding dress and hopes to soon be wearing one with him again. Catherine calls Sean a “mega-hunk” and says he gives “her the wiggles.” AshLee delivers another dramatic speech, “I do believe that together we are whole.”
Rose Ceremony: Sean tries to soften the blow by reminding the ladies that he too was blind-sided at this point in Emily Maynard’s season. The first rose is easy—Lindsay. But, before the second rose, Sean takes an uncomfortably long pause…he then picks Catherine. AshLee is PISSED. She doesn’t even say goodbye to the girls and she doesn’t want Sean to walk her to the SUV. He chases her down, but gets tongue-tied and makes no sense. He should have let her storm off and call her therapist. Once AshLee and her girls squeeze into the car, her love for dramatic speeches turns dark, “This wasn’t a silly game…this wasn’t a joy ride…it wasn’t about laughter and having fun…”
Apparently, love is no laughing matter…
That’s what we all believed at first until they were traveling the world together, he was spotted doing the walk of shame from her hotel room, we saw pictures of them kissing, posing together with doves and ducks in England…
Yes, I’m still talking about Taylor and Harry’s fairytale romance. I didn’t switch gears to tell you about a new lovey dovey Lifetime special.
Well according to the author of a new Harry Styles’ bio, this relationship was just as fake as a Kardashian marriage… It was completely made up for publicity purposes.
Author Louisa Jepson said that the One Direction team “went to great lengths to put the two together because she’s such a huge star … Anytime Taylor starts dating a new guy she gets a flurry of media attention, and her break-ups receive even more.”
So all those Harry breakup songs were just a sham? And what about that jab that Taylor took at Harry during the Grammys? All for show? OR was she not in on the joke???
If this was just some stunt, it worked.
Speaking of Taylor and farm animals, you have to check out this video that’s gone viral. It’s Taylor’s duet with a goat. Maybe her next heartbreak song will be about this goat. Watch it now!
Michelle Obama got to participate in the Oscars but they didn’t make any added precautions to ensure her safety.
Of course, some people are giving her flack because they don’t think it’s appropriate for the First Lady to be a presenter for the Oscars, even though she just appeared via satellite from the White House… but President Reagan and First Lady Laura Bush have also participated in the Oscar ceremonies in the past.
But here’s what was scary about Michelle’s Oscar participation. She opened the Oscar envelope for Best Picture and announced Argo as the winner.. but she was the first person to open up that envelope.
A rep for the Academy swears that Michelle was the first and only person to open up and view the contents of that envelope.
So does that mean that the Academy got a pass and the envelope was not examined before it was given to the First Lady? That’s a scary thought.
The Secret Service refused to comment aka GUILTY! We are just glad that the Oscars remained relatively boring- no thanks to the White House security.
Jennifer Lawrence- how stinkin’ cute is she? I love everything about her. She is the coolest down-to-earth actress. She’s what Kristen Stewart should have been rather than a bumbling awkward fool that despised her fame.
So of course, Jennifer took a tumble during the Oscars but rather than be mortified about it, she just laughed it off as she accepted her award and make a joke about it.
“You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell.”
And Jennifer continued her coolness even after the awards show. She jokingly flicked off of the media in the press room backstage when they asked her what she was thinking when she tripped. She answered, “What went through my mind when I fell down? A bad word that I can’t say – that starts with ‘F!’”..
She admitted that she took a shot right before she walked out to talk to the press.. She also blushed and gushed when Jack Nicholson hit on her during a post-Oscar interview.. Like, winning an Oscar wasn’t a big deal but oh lord, she finally met Jack Nicholson! And she ordered Mc Donald’s on the red carpet because she forgot to eat before the show!
Gosh, I just love Jennifer Lawrence. She is unfiltered, funny, honest. I look forward to hearing more interviews from her! And.. when is Catching Fire coming out? I like Katniss too.
Lots of adorableness for you to check out below. Do it.